I've got two hats. One, as you may have heard, was teh top hat. And the other, my favorite, is my bowler (derby?) hat. The top hat is a wonder of wonders, and really does look like something outuva Charles Dickens story. The derby (bowler?) is as they should look like, only now imagine it having been through two years of school, a wedding, a prom, and probably a play or two.

With my top hat... I only wear that at night, when I want to. With my trenchcoat and black gloves, it makes me look and feel like Jack the Ripper. It's a wonderful hat, really, it is, and you should go look at the picture I have of it (which would be somewhere on www.myspace.com/captain_ed ). Actually, I think I've still got a picture of me with the bowler (derby?) too.

-M