In the interest of equal time, here's this:

[conversation bewteen the two of us about Rahm Emanuels actual and Twitter-y, including the news that he'd won his mayoral race, which I hadn't heard]
[a minute or two of quiet]
[a mention of Frank Iero appearing in a slashfic]
[another minute of quiet]
Me: ...Huh. So is he going to have to resign as Chief of Staff?
Julia: Who, Frank?
Me: ...
Julia: ...
Me: No. Rahm Emanuel.
Julia: Oh.