Argh.

Are all employment processes this full of paperwork, legal documents, proof of identity, and signatures from a trillion gazillion people? Because if they are, I might try to aim all the paper cuts at my wrists. Toting massive amounts of paperwork to four buildings, two off-campus, in the freezing cold, more than once because people I need signatures from weren't there the first time, was not in the job description.

I don't really mind, though, 'cause hee! Job!

EDIT: Um. I was just flipping back through old LJ entries while listening to Zephyr. "Consequence Free" was playing as I started reading the music meme entry, and that was one of the first songs in the meme. Then, as my eyes lit on the title "All Hands On the Bad One," it started playing.

Wow. I had no idea I was that stupid.

Note to self: in the future, when interviewing someone for a research paper, ask them what their last name is. You freaking idiot.