Playing games with children

[jedusor]

Child: *drawing a grid on a piece of paper* Okay, tell me four names of boys you want to marry.
Me: Mike Smith, Brent Seabrook, Brooks Laich, Evgeni Malkin.
Child: *makes a valiant attempt at spelling* Now tell me four numbers of babies you might have.
Me: Zero, zero, zero, zero.
Child: They have to be different.
Me: Zero, FOUR HUNDRED, five million...
Child: I'll... just pick some for you. Okay, pick four pets.
Me: Ooh, pets? Do they have to be different from the potential husbands?
Child: Yes. They can't be peo--
Me: Sidney Crosby, Alexander Ovechkin...
Child: >:(

Comments

[rpipuzzleguy.livejournal.com]

HOCKEY

[dear-monday.livejournal.com]

I'll... just pick some for you.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

You're with me on wanting to marry Seabs, don't front.

[nightsinger.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha, awww. Oh, MASH. XD