I have no idea where he comes up with this shit.

[jedusor]

Me: Why is there a hole in the envelope for mailing in the ballot?
Mike: Maybe it's there to keep people from mailing in bees instead of ballots.
Me: ...
Mike: Maybe they'd be reading the instructions, and it would say "insert ballot," and they wouldn't finish reading past the first letter of "ballot." And if they just had some bees lying around, left over from Beemas--
Me: Beemas.
Mike: Like Christmas. But with bees.
[20-second pause]
Mike: I was singing Beemas carols to myself in my head just then.

Comments

[projectyl.livejournal.com]

Hey, would you want to work at a job opening envelopes without some assurance that the envelopes didn't contain bees? I mean, safety first.

Please stretch before attempting this trilingal pun

[persona.livejournal.com]

They'd be sent Par Apion.

Re: Please stretch before attempting this trilingal pun

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

>.<

Re: Please stretch before attempting this trilingal pun

[530nm330hz.livejournal.com]

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[rikchik.livejournal.com]

Deck the hive with balls of honey
Bzz bz bz bz bz bz bz bz bz
Humans steal them to get money
Bzz bz bz bz bz bz bz bz bz