No one gets me.

[jedusor]

Co-worker #1: I like mini-pizzas. Things taste better when they're bite-sized. Everything should be small.
Co-worker #2: Do you want a premature baby, then?
Co-worker #1: It would be small and perfect.
Co-worker #2: It would be undersized and unhealthy.
Me: But delicious!
(total silence)
Me: :D?
Co-workers: O.o
Me: *slinks off*

...I thought it was funny.

Comments

[crazybutsound]

It was! It totally was! I laughed so hard that I had to share with my friend greedy_dancer and she laughed too!

[persona.livejournal.com]

:D? is immediately added to my 'useful emoticons' file. More accurately, I'm about to create a 'useful emoticons' file, and start it off with :D?

[canadianpuzzler.livejournal.com]

I've been looking for a good "This is delicious!" smiley...

[rikchik.livejournal.com]

I laughed. Maybe you had to not be there.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Psh. My delivery was flawless. They just have no sense of humor. :P

[laurenhat.livejournal.com]

*grin* me too.

[42itous.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should've added "with ketchup"?

(I agree with rikchik, you had to not be there, 'cause I thought it was funny.)

[kaberett.livejournal.com]

:)

[530nm330hz.livejournal.com]

As the father of a preemie (almost ten years ago), let me just say that your comment was the only one that didn't make me cringe.

[rubrick.livejournal.com]

Ditto! I give you full marks. And I'm an expert.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

An expert on mini-pizzas, I'll believe. :P

[jeffurrynpl.livejournal.com]

(Applauds wildly)

It was similar reactions to similar comments that caused me to leave Michigan and move to New York.

[mamagotcha.livejournal.com]

I can TOTALLY see your ":D?" face.

I have tears rolling down my face. You did good, Mishie. You might be a twisted little girl, but you are MY twisted little girl!

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

I have a ^_^ face (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v199/53/21/688569895/n688569895_630197_3721.jpg) too.

[530nm330hz.livejournal.com]

This morning, Facebook greeted me with the following under "questions":

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

*laughing so hard I am actually crying*