No one gets me.

[jedusor]

Co-worker #1: I like mini-pizzas. Things taste better when they're bite-sized. Everything should be small.
Co-worker #2: Do you want a premature baby, then?
Co-worker #1: It would be small and perfect.
Co-worker #2: It would be undersized and unhealthy.
Me: But delicious!
(total silence)
Me: :D?
Co-workers: O.o
Me: *slinks off*

...I thought it was funny.

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[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Psh. My delivery was flawless. They just have no sense of humor. :P