No one gets me.
Nov. 28th, 2010 03:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jedusorCo-worker #1: I like mini-pizzas. Things taste better when they're bite-sized. Everything should be small.
Co-worker #2: Do you want a premature baby, then?
Co-worker #1: It would be small and perfect.
Co-worker #2: It would be undersized and unhealthy.
Me: But delicious!
(total silence)
Me: :D?
Co-workers: O.o
Me: *slinks off*
...I thought it was funny.
Co-worker #2: Do you want a premature baby, then?
Co-worker #1: It would be small and perfect.
Co-worker #2: It would be undersized and unhealthy.
Me: But delicious!
(total silence)
Me: :D?
Co-workers: O.o
Me: *slinks off*
...I thought it was funny.
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Date: 2010-11-30 05:24 pm (UTC)I have tears rolling down my face. You did good, Mishie. You might be a twisted little girl, but you are MY twisted little girl!
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Date: 2010-11-30 11:40 pm (UTC)