Barack Obama

I am going to a rally to support Claire McCaskill on Saturday morning. Senator Barack Obama will be there. I don't know how fast tickets are going to run out, so if you want to go, I recommend that you get them now. They're free, and mine were e-mailed to me about thirty seconds after I submitted the form.

I don't know if there's a single person out there who hasn't heard of Obama by now, but just in case, here's a summary of his positions on some important issues.

Foley Turns Pages In Congressional History

Sharai, after hearing that Rep. Foley said he was "deeply sorry" for letting down his family and voters: "He should feel sorry for letting down his pants!"

Bill's contributions to the humor of the incident (paraphrased from memory):

How are Foley and a vibrating cell phone similar?
They both get a buzz when a page comes.

What's the difference between Foley and Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson can sing.

EDIT: I forgot two.

How is Foley similar to his page?
They both relinquished their seats.

How do we know Republicans are good readers?
They go right to the bottom of the page.



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