Two-year-olds are so cute.

Lincoln (flipping through a book): Six ladybugs! Five ladybugs!
Cordell: Five ladybugs, huh? Did all the rest get eaten?
Me: Yep. Pretty gruesome book, isn't it?
Lincoln (pointing to the agent of one ladybug's demise): Grasshopper! See the grasshopper?
Cordell: Aren't grasshoppers vegetarian?
Lincoln: Nope!