Star fic! With bonus semicolon-virginity loss!

Best Christmas present ever: backstory fic during Metanoia's annual winter break from updates! Familiarity with the webcomic is slightly helpful in appreciating this, but it's really not necessary.

*squee!* And also *sniffle*, because it's sweet and sad, like nearly everything Jesse Hajicek writes. (See Fourteen, another Metanoia backstory fic, and Zachary, one of my favorite short stories.)