Quotef

A transcription of the quote board from Beginner's Luck HQ:

"A team just back-tasted the cheese puzzle."
"Is there an MIT gun shop? No, wait, of course there is."
"There needs to be some sort of blackmailish threat to get the cartographers to shut up."
"Somebody needs to smack him. I volunteer."
"I feel like such a bitch doing this to Papa Smurf."
"Bill and Ted's Iceland Adventure? Really?"
"This is nice... a team just called in to tell us something was working."
Caller: "I believe Tiger Woods has just become Lion Woods?"
"So I drank a 5-Hour Energy Shot, then laid down for two hours."
"Okay, I'm back to being able to pay attention."
"Are you brushing your teeth with spider eggs?"
"Can you spell that in normal letters?"
"We'd like to call in an answer for the puzzle 'Gondry'?"
"This is almost better than being drunk."
"I can't say I've ever gone around town vandalizing signs before."
"I solved this puzzle sitting on the toilet."
"Put the rabbit costume back on or you're not winning this Hunt."
"Say 'I have oatmeal in my nose'." "Uh... je ne parle français très bien."
"I want my engagement ring." "This is awfully sudden. Don't you think we should date first?"
"OH! Those are carrots... okay."
"Does he have OCD?" "No, he just has Tyler."
"God, that was a sketchy-ass shower I found."
Silly Hat Brigade's meta answer: "OTIS MADE ROBOT BOOBS"
"I need some recognition--I've got a disco ball on my bra."
"We'd like to answer THISPUZZLESUCKSCOCKS, please."

In retrospect, a disproportionate number of those were said by me.