jedusor | Comments on Exodus as I read it

God randomly talks in that font that looks like miniature capital letters. Not always, just sometimes. It reminds me of Terry Pratchett's Death.

I'm supposed to be looking for thoughts and feelings of characters. I'm very tempted to include the flies, as it describes the swarm as "grievous."

"And it was of so great bigness"? "And it was made exceeding hard"? "Divers kinds"? As my little brother said earlier today regarding the general Christian position on gay marriage, the Bible needs editing.

AHAHAHAHA. Exodus chapter 8 is the coolest chapter of the Bible I've read so far. "Behold, I will strike all thy coasts with frogs." *cannot stop giggling* Wheeee, frogs!

Bill took a look at my screen and asked if this was the discussion board I'm supposed to be doing for class. I told him yeah, and that I get extra points for every post I make, He informed me, "I could write a shell program that could get you an A+ in about thirty seconds," and looked disappointed when I told him the teacher actually reads them before counting them.

Genesis chapters 1-4, 6-9, 12-13, 18-22 & 24
Ruth
Mark chapters 1-8
Luke chapters 1-4
Apocalypse of St. John
Exodus chapters 2-12
Esther
Wisdom

I really should make that Bible icon I've been collecting quotes for. *grins*