From macabresinclair

[jedusor]

We all have things about our friends that make us slightly envious. Not in a bad way, but in a "Wow! I wish I had that person's hair, eyes, money, relationship, toe nails, whatever."

So tell me what about me makes you envy me (cheap-ass ego boost/comment whoring, I know), then post this in your LJ and see what makes me envious of you!

From bribitribbit

You Know You're From California When...

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere else. You know how to eat an artichoke. The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic. Your car has bullet-proof windows. Left is right and right is wrong. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it. You drive to your neighborhood block party. Your family tree contains "significant others." You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them. You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance. More than clothes come out of the closets. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers. Smoking in your office is not optional. You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach. I actually did pack shorts and T-shirts on a trip during which I knew I'd be going to the snow. It was amusing. When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch." Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks. Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news. You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman. You consult your horoscope before planning your day. A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery. All highways into the state say: "no fruits." All highways out of the state say: "Go back." The Terminator is your governor You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH" You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.

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[macabresinclair.livejournal.com]

Your upfronteryness. If that makes sense. The lack of the need to bullshit. Your purple. Your weird and fascinating hobbies (you go to JUGGLING conventions) and inexplicably lovely weirdness (your bucket of pretty wax?). Your self-confidence. Your JULIANESS. Eek. Pasquee! <3

[mamagotcha.livejournal.com]

your lack of fear. your way with words. your commitment and perseverence (even when it drives me crazy). your nerve. your idea generator. your ability to learn whatever you want whenever you need to. your eyebrows, neck and legs. your beckoning future. your style. your honesty and integrity. your relationship with your mom.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

<3

[macabresinclair.livejournal.com]

Is that like speechless for the internet?

PS. I have new hair! It is much shorter and much thinner and it feels like AIR. Curly air. Also have pierced the cartelidge of my right ear. I feel vaguely punkish, and also like I can only sleep on my left side. Woe.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

It's like Julia not really wanting to say anything, but expressing her affection nonetheless. Or something.

Curly Air should be a band name. I want pics!

Don't worry, it'll heal and you'll be able to toss and turn all you like eventually. I don't know how long cartilage takes to heal, but it'll happen. (Also? Next time Dorothy pays me, I'm getting my eyebrow pierced. *does the happy chicken dance*)

[macabresinclair.livejournal.com]

I shall give them!

... when I break to have a shower between the BUFFY.

*just bought pirated copies of Season 1 and 2 which she has been searching for the ENTIRE YEAR*

Buffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffy

Oooo, and yay on the eyebrow piercing! Hurrah!

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

I do not like Buffy. I do not like her in a house, I do not like her with a mouse, I do not like her in Thailand, I do not like her in Abby's hand.

Although if you showed up at my doorstep with Buffy in hand, I can't say I'd complain ;)

(And yes, I know that the first syllable is emphasized in the word "Thailand." I suck at rhymes, okay?)

[macabresinclair.livejournal.com]

Oh, Buffy herself is a bit slutty and bratty. WILLOW is the completely shaggable one. And Xander. And Spike. And Drusilla, because the whole mad-British-girl-vaguely-reminiscent-of-that-scary-bit-from-The Others is kind of hot, and also Angel sometimes, although he is a bit broody for my tastes. But definitely Willow.

*Is on the twenty-first straight episode, although she did take breaks for sleeping, showering, and a quick dinner*

Hey. I put up with the QAF rants, you put up with my vampire obsession.

Shiny fangs!

<3

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Hey. I put up with the QAF rants, you put up with my vampire obsession.

Point.