Star Wars, Episode III
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I didn't like:
The writing. Dude. You'd think that with all this money, George Lucas could have managed to afford a decent writer. Good Lord, was the dialogue horrible. No actor or actress could have made it work, even Ewan Mcgregor (see below).
Hayden Christensen. I thought the pouty thing he had going in Attack of the Clones was the worst acting I'd ever seen. Well, he's beat his own record. The man cannot look menacing to save his god damn life. Also, he looks like Brad Pitt with a bad haircut.
Count Dooku. Not the part, but the lack thereof. Christopher Lee was the only good thing about Episode II, and he snuffs it in the first five minutes. Speaking of which...
The elevator/R2-D2 thing. It wasn't funny. Three seconds later, it still wasn't funny. Fifteen seconds after that, it was even less funny.
The music. John Williams wrote brilliant music for the first three movies. He expanded on that for Episode I, creating new themes for new characters. I think I heard one new theme in this movie, the theme of the droid king dude, and that was playing for about twenty seconds, plus it wasn't that good. I didn't hear any other new music. I guess he was just going with what had worked before.
The droid king dude. Hang on, did I read the star-scrolly-thing wrong? Did it say General Grievous? Yeah. Yeah, he did. The fuck? Also, where did he come from, and what was his purpose? I didn't get that at all.
Palpatine/Sidious, and his relationship with Anakin. This bothered me. First, the relationship in the first place. They were far, far too formal and confrontational to have been close friends since Anakin began training. Second, the shriveling-up thing. What was that about? Why did his skin do that? Why didn't it continue to shrivel as he did the electricity thing later? More importantly, why didn't anyone in the Senate notice, when he was talking to them all? Even Padmé just delivered a pseudo-profound line about evil.
Padme. Okay, so I didn't notice this in the second movie, but why is she called Padmé? I swear to god Amidala was her real name and Padme was the fake one for the fake handmaiden. Sabé was the real name of her decoy, according to my Phantom Menace guide thing. What was up with that?
The birth. Not only was it badly acted, but there was no explanation for the names, no reason for Padmé to die, and no explanation of Leia's line in Return of the Jedi about remembering a sad, beautiful woman as her mother. Yeah, maybe that was the adopted mother, but even if that's the case, it doesn't explain why she was sad.
Stupid drama/romance scenes. Not only were they badly written and, in general, acted, but the scene switching between Anakin and Padmé? I didn't like it the first time, looking out over the city, but I especially didn't like the birth/Vader-creation thing. Also, Luke's aunt and uncle against the double sunset- gaaaaaaaah. So bad.
Ripping off a LotR line. "Don't go down a path I can't follow." "Don't go where I can't follow." Not cool. Seriously.
The battles. I liked the original lightsaber battles because you could tell what was going on in them. Now we have fancy camera angles and sparks and colors and jumping and tossing and moving and I can't follow the action. I don't like that.
The scene switch patterns. I think Lucas used iMovie for these. They were distracting, annoying, repetitive and did not add to the drama, tension, or cinematography in any way.
Yoda's speech pattern. It works when he's being the wise Jedi master. It does not work when he's trying to convey something with immediate/useful meaning, especially if it's supposed to be dramatic. It got really, really annoying really, really fast.
Anakin's decline into the Dark Side. It didn't work. It was the entire point of the movie, and it did not work. It was too fast, for one thing- there wasn't any real passing of time that I could see, apart from the enlargening of Padmé's stomach. If not for that, it could have happened in three days. Also, the scene in which he committed himself to Palpatine- whaaaa? That was way, way too sudden. I didn't believe that Anakin descended slowly into fear and hate, because he didn't. He went from cute little kid to stubborn, angry teenager, and stayed that way until he became Darth Vader at the end of the movie. It wasn't gradual, it wasn't believable, and it did not work.
I liked:
Ewan Mcgregor. He almost made the dialogue seem believable. Almost.
The special effects. Well, the animation and shit. Like I said, I didn't like the lightsaber battles.
The part where Yoda's eyes did the blue fire thing. That was just cool.
I didn't enjoy it very much, in case there was any room for interpretation there.
I didn't like:
The writing. Dude. You'd think that with all this money, George Lucas could have managed to afford a decent writer. Good Lord, was the dialogue horrible. No actor or actress could have made it work, even Ewan Mcgregor (see below).
Hayden Christensen. I thought the pouty thing he had going in Attack of the Clones was the worst acting I'd ever seen. Well, he's beat his own record. The man cannot look menacing to save his god damn life. Also, he looks like Brad Pitt with a bad haircut.
Count Dooku. Not the part, but the lack thereof. Christopher Lee was the only good thing about Episode II, and he snuffs it in the first five minutes. Speaking of which...
The elevator/R2-D2 thing. It wasn't funny. Three seconds later, it still wasn't funny. Fifteen seconds after that, it was even less funny.
The music. John Williams wrote brilliant music for the first three movies. He expanded on that for Episode I, creating new themes for new characters. I think I heard one new theme in this movie, the theme of the droid king dude, and that was playing for about twenty seconds, plus it wasn't that good. I didn't hear any other new music. I guess he was just going with what had worked before.
The droid king dude. Hang on, did I read the star-scrolly-thing wrong? Did it say General Grievous? Yeah. Yeah, he did. The fuck? Also, where did he come from, and what was his purpose? I didn't get that at all.
Palpatine/Sidious, and his relationship with Anakin. This bothered me. First, the relationship in the first place. They were far, far too formal and confrontational to have been close friends since Anakin began training. Second, the shriveling-up thing. What was that about? Why did his skin do that? Why didn't it continue to shrivel as he did the electricity thing later? More importantly, why didn't anyone in the Senate notice, when he was talking to them all? Even Padmé just delivered a pseudo-profound line about evil.
Padme. Okay, so I didn't notice this in the second movie, but why is she called Padmé? I swear to god Amidala was her real name and Padme was the fake one for the fake handmaiden. Sabé was the real name of her decoy, according to my Phantom Menace guide thing. What was up with that?
The birth. Not only was it badly acted, but there was no explanation for the names, no reason for Padmé to die, and no explanation of Leia's line in Return of the Jedi about remembering a sad, beautiful woman as her mother. Yeah, maybe that was the adopted mother, but even if that's the case, it doesn't explain why she was sad.
Stupid drama/romance scenes. Not only were they badly written and, in general, acted, but the scene switching between Anakin and Padmé? I didn't like it the first time, looking out over the city, but I especially didn't like the birth/Vader-creation thing. Also, Luke's aunt and uncle against the double sunset- gaaaaaaaah. So bad.
Ripping off a LotR line. "Don't go down a path I can't follow." "Don't go where I can't follow." Not cool. Seriously.
The battles. I liked the original lightsaber battles because you could tell what was going on in them. Now we have fancy camera angles and sparks and colors and jumping and tossing and moving and I can't follow the action. I don't like that.
The scene switch patterns. I think Lucas used iMovie for these. They were distracting, annoying, repetitive and did not add to the drama, tension, or cinematography in any way.
Yoda's speech pattern. It works when he's being the wise Jedi master. It does not work when he's trying to convey something with immediate/useful meaning, especially if it's supposed to be dramatic. It got really, really annoying really, really fast.
Anakin's decline into the Dark Side. It didn't work. It was the entire point of the movie, and it did not work. It was too fast, for one thing- there wasn't any real passing of time that I could see, apart from the enlargening of Padmé's stomach. If not for that, it could have happened in three days. Also, the scene in which he committed himself to Palpatine- whaaaa? That was way, way too sudden. I didn't believe that Anakin descended slowly into fear and hate, because he didn't. He went from cute little kid to stubborn, angry teenager, and stayed that way until he became Darth Vader at the end of the movie. It wasn't gradual, it wasn't believable, and it did not work.
I liked:
Ewan Mcgregor. He almost made the dialogue seem believable. Almost.
The special effects. Well, the animation and shit. Like I said, I didn't like the lightsaber battles.
The part where Yoda's eyes did the blue fire thing. That was just cool.
I didn't enjoy it very much, in case there was any room for interpretation there.
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Date: 2005-05-19 10:39 pm (UTC)I Did not Like:
The Special Effects. There was way way way too much of it, and it was obvious. Although, in all fairness, the ships and vehcles were the most beautifully rendered ones ive ever seen. And that lizard thing was damn cool. But the CG characters were just poor. Hire some extras, it may have actually cost less.
Yoda's speech pattern. (see Jedusor's explanation)
R2-D2's roll in the movie. It sucked, i HATE it when characters are used for comic relief as poorly as he was. That little guy was cute in the original three and the first one. But they really turned him into a stupid little kid character that has no personality. It was cool however, when he set those droids on fire. Oh and thats another thing i didn't like, the stupid separatist droids and their idiotic personalities.
Switch Patters. They have been a major problem in all three of the new ones. theyre distracting and happen too often. If you use them, use the same one, not different ones. There were a few in the original three, and that was good, there were only a FEW of them
Hayden Christensen. He just can't act. plain and simple. He's bad at it.
Anakin's decline into the dark side. Was rushed way too much. But, you have to take into consideration the other episodes. Look at how palpatine treated him in earlier episodes. Still, going from his position in the beginning to how he ended up went too fast. Whatever. (See Jedusor's for more of my opinions on this matter)
Stupid drama/romance. To tell the truth, Lucas was never able to tell a good romance story or write good dialogue between romantic couples. so my only complaint is that he sucks at it and always has.
No blood to justify all the decapitation. Ok so i know lightsabers are pure evergy, and the point being made was that the wounds would get cauderized instantly made sense. But seriously, The pressure of blood from your neck veins and the veins in your hands would break through and spew everywhere. Even though the star wars universe can defy gravity, they still bleed.
What i liked.
Ewan McGregor. Only good actor to survive the whole trilogy.
The Battle Scenes. They were just cool. The camera angles got a little confusing. But seriously, Yoda kicking ass, Gen Greivous with 4 lighsabres, Space battle at the beginning, and that little kid kicking all those clone troppers asses was cool until he got shot. Oh and the dual (sort of) between Anakin, Obi-wan, and Dooku was pretty cool.
Yoda. Dude, its yoda, witha lightsabre, tearing shit up. who cares if his speech pattern sucked? he wasn't talking that much when he was wailing on every body.
The environments. They were beautiful. like drop dead gorgeous. *applauds the Lucasfilms Art Department*
The movie in general. Yeah i had alot of complaints, but overall, i liked it. It didn't suck like the other two. I like the story behind all of the movies, but i just think that the first two were half assed and this one was 3/4 assed. But i don't care really, at his wealth and fame, i wouldn't have even bothered with the first three. i woulda just sat back and retired.