The Declaration of Revocation

[jedusor]

*sporflesplurt*

Excerpt:

7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

EDIT: It's not actually by John Cleese, by the way.

Comments

[bribitribbit.livejournal.com]

Your icon.

*ded*

[bribitribbit.livejournal.com]

You know, I TOTALLY meant to use this icon. I'm liking the freedom with icons.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks. (Assuming that was a compliment.)

[bribitribbit.livejournal.com]

It was.

And I read the link. YAY. WE'LL ALL BE BRITISH.

Except Utah will still be plain old Utah.

[great-scotto.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha. i remember reading that thing about a year ago. so great. even if john cleese didn't write it.

[shills.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna have to disagree with number 7 in particular. anyway the british a bunch of pansies and probably wouldn't have the balls to come take my guns. they don't even want thier citizens to own sharp knives. If we're all so dangerous that knives should be outlawed they must have the worst police force.

*sits back and watches the sparks fly*

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

How very American of you. And no, that's not a compliment.

[shills.livejournal.com]

you say "american" like its an insult. I don't nessicarly see it that way. You mean it as a steriotypical depiction of how most europeans view us. there is no excuse for making such an obvious inflamatory remark (on my part) but I was however interested in your response. anyway I always like to poke fun at the brits (but I do appreciate thier sense of humor) but come on they're trying to ban KITCHEN knives! that just makes me laugh at how silly that sounds.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

you say "american" like its an insult.

It is an insult. Americans are, on the whole, prejudiced, self-absorbed, stuck-up jerks who don't give a shit about anyone or anything that doesn't directly affect them. The only good thing about the country is that I'm allowed to say that. I'm getting the hell out of here as soon as possible.

[shills.livejournal.com]

my argument would be that the rest of the world is the same. just different flags. people are people no matter where you go.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

How would you know? You don't like traveling, so I assume you haven't experienced many other cultures.

[shills.livejournal.com]

oops my bad you got me there. but I will still make the argument that people around the world are just as selfish and stuck up, I mean they make fun of us all the time, that leads me to beleive that they are just as bad as us in terms of how the people actually are. governments come and go, but how people are dosen't change when you cross borders, your going to find assholes everywhere, but you will also find decent people everywhere as well.