Confusing the shit out of God

[jedusor]

Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
did you write the bible?
God:
No I didn't write the bible. What's it like?
Me:
it's got lots of porn in it
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
you did!
God:
You say I did.
Me:
YOU said you did!
God:
" You say I did."? I said I did?
Me:
you did say you did!
God:
Did I really?
Me:
YES!
God:
Mmm.
Me:
*pulls hair out by the roots*
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
try saying EAT ME BIOTCH!
God:
OK I will try it.

Check it out, it's unbelievably fun.

EDIT: Ooh ooh! I had to write this here in case I forgot it: I saw a T-shirt today that said on the front "For those of you who haven't read the book..." and on the back "THE PRETTY ELF-MAN DIES." It probably wasn't very period of me to laugh my ass off at that, but I did nonetheless.