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I have made an executive decision. If I ever meet Elijah Wood, I will walk up to him, look him in the eye, and say, "Mr. Wood, what are your opinions on penguins?"

That is all.

The frame is dead.

So a couple years ago, I bought this fuzzy sparkly green picture frame with a fuzzy soccer ball and the fuzzy words "Soccer Chick" on it for Christmas, for my ditzy friend. I never ended up giving it to her, and somehow it migrated with me from California to the Midwest. Today, I was listening to angry music and sorting through my drawers of crap, and came across it. I don't know what came over me, but I had a sudden desire to alter it. I forcibly removed the green fuzz and applied shoe polish, liberal amounts of glue, blue-and-purple shiny wrapping paper, screws, bolts, little bits of plastic, coffee beans, tape, yarn in a large five-pointed star across the picture part, and markers. I'm not sure what picture I'll put in it yet.