BUNNICULA MULTIPLICITY!

Julia Sabin: know what makes me sad?
Julia Sabin: the jolly green giant
deathbyapocalyps: why?
Julia Sabin: i mean, all he does is promote vegetables
Julia Sabin: what a meaningless existence
Julia Sabin: also, he's GREEN
Julia Sabin: i wouldn't want to be green
deathbyapocalyps: I dunno
deathbyapocalyps: I think it would be kind of cool. Not as cool as being blue, though.
Julia Sabin: definitely not
deathbyapocalyps: I mean, you could blend in with things.
Julia Sabin: and what's with the hands-on-hips stance?
deathbyapocalyps: It shows that he is manly and conqueror of all the vegetables he sees.
Julia Sabin: how manly do you have to BE to conquer vegetables?
Julia Sabin: those carrots are reeeaaally tough to bag, i guess
deathbyapocalyps: Vegetables are easy to conquer, like cows. It's the people that already own the vegetables that are difficult.
deathbyapocalyps: Vampire bunnies, you know.
Julia Sabin: if i were trying to conquer vegetable owners, i'd go for the farmers, not the vampire bunnies
Julia Sabin: the vampire bunnies' carrots would have teeth marks, and they'd be bleeding and screaming
deathbyapocalyps: no no no
deathbyapocalyps: the vampire bunnies fight BACK
Julia Sabin: because bunnies are ruthless like that
deathbyapocalyps: they don't like you taking over their vegetables'
deathbyapocalyps: they are everywhere
deathbyapocalyps: BUNNICULA MULTIPLICITY
Julia Sabin: right, so take the farmers' carrots
Julia Sabin: avoid the bunnies
Julia Sabin: perhaps procuring vegetables isn't as easy as i thought, but i wouldn't call it MANLY
Julia Sabin: know what?
Julia Sabin: i bet the jolly green giant is gay
deathbyapocalyps: OMG HE SO IS
Julia Sabin: he's trying to overcome his insecurities by battling vampire bunnies to prove his masculinity
deathbyapocalyps: no straight man would have the confidence to go around all day in a leaf kilt.
Julia Sabin: that too
Julia Sabin: dude, we have the secret
deathbyapocalyps: We do
deathbyapocalyps: blackmail
Julia Sabin: what would we blackmail him for, canned peas?
Julia Sabin: THE BUNNIES
Julia Sabin: the ones he's conquered!