BUNNICULA MULTIPLICITY!

[jedusor]

Julia Sabin: know what makes me sad?
Julia Sabin: the jolly green giant
deathbyapocalyps: why?
Julia Sabin: i mean, all he does is promote vegetables
Julia Sabin: what a meaningless existence
Julia Sabin: also, he's GREEN
Julia Sabin: i wouldn't want to be green
deathbyapocalyps: I dunno
deathbyapocalyps: I think it would be kind of cool. Not as cool as being blue, though.
Julia Sabin: definitely not
deathbyapocalyps: I mean, you could blend in with things.
Julia Sabin: and what's with the hands-on-hips stance?
deathbyapocalyps: It shows that he is manly and conqueror of all the vegetables he sees.
Julia Sabin: how manly do you have to BE to conquer vegetables?
Julia Sabin: those carrots are reeeaaally tough to bag, i guess
deathbyapocalyps: Vegetables are easy to conquer, like cows. It's the people that already own the vegetables that are difficult.
deathbyapocalyps: Vampire bunnies, you know.
Julia Sabin: if i were trying to conquer vegetable owners, i'd go for the farmers, not the vampire bunnies
Julia Sabin: the vampire bunnies' carrots would have teeth marks, and they'd be bleeding and screaming
deathbyapocalyps: no no no
deathbyapocalyps: the vampire bunnies fight BACK
Julia Sabin: because bunnies are ruthless like that
deathbyapocalyps: they don't like you taking over their vegetables'
deathbyapocalyps: they are everywhere
deathbyapocalyps: BUNNICULA MULTIPLICITY
Julia Sabin: right, so take the farmers' carrots
Julia Sabin: avoid the bunnies
Julia Sabin: perhaps procuring vegetables isn't as easy as i thought, but i wouldn't call it MANLY
Julia Sabin: know what?
Julia Sabin: i bet the jolly green giant is gay
deathbyapocalyps: OMG HE SO IS
Julia Sabin: he's trying to overcome his insecurities by battling vampire bunnies to prove his masculinity
deathbyapocalyps: no straight man would have the confidence to go around all day in a leaf kilt.
Julia Sabin: that too
Julia Sabin: dude, we have the secret
deathbyapocalyps: We do
deathbyapocalyps: blackmail
Julia Sabin: what would we blackmail him for, canned peas?
Julia Sabin: THE BUNNIES
Julia Sabin: the ones he's conquered!

Comments

[all-ephemera.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Am I not an odd, odd person?

[all-ephemera.livejournal.com]

You're certainly not normal, I'll give you that!! ;)

omfg

[cfb4629.livejournal.com]

that icon, omfg, wheee
and princess? sometimes you baffle even me

Re: omfg

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

*blushes* Thank you!

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

As for straight men running around in kilts, Adam of the famous Adam and Eve most certainly did (whether or not you choose to believe he existed or night...in a way, kind of like the Jolly Green Giant).

Hmmm...Was Adam the Jolly Green Giant? :P

[zephyrofgod.livejournal.com]

Er, make "night" not. I tell you, lack of sleep is so getting to me.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

I don't think Adam's was quite as short. The Green Giant's is like a mini-kilt.

Your theory about them being the same is an interesting one, however. *contemplates*

[crazybutsound]

*falls over laughing*

Best IM convo transcript I have ever read. *giggles madly*

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. Yeah, I was laughing so hard during the conversation I could barely type.

bunnies!

[otherwise-nyc.livejournal.com]

You need to send Francis a bunny for Bunny Day! It can even be a vampire bunny!

Re: bunnies!

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

...Bunny Day?

Also, I like your icon! :)

[novacaine-kick.livejournal.com]

*¤snort¤* Bunnicula gave me such a massive mental image of Jet's video for 'Look What You've Done'. Do NOT tell me you don't see parallels in that!

It's not easy being green, poor bloke.

*¤links to her journal¤*

For the Love of Abby + All the Leaves,

*¤SnowSpiKe¤*

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Whose video for what? *is about as un-pop-cultured as it is possible for a teen to get*

[novacaine-kick.livejournal.com]

Crap. LJ just totally deleted my perdiful post *¤wails¤*

Jet, the rock group from Melbourne that everyone says tends to rip off the styles of their influences (+ I have to agree here, love them as I do), has a music video out for their newest song, 'Look What You've Done'. Lovely track. But that's not the point. Anyways. It features the group amidst a Bambi-esque woodland setting, where raccoons + Bambis + Thumpers abound, cheerily listening along to the serenading + not-at-all-threat-to-their-existence band in fuzzy animated creature fashion. That is, until the Bad Thing (TM) comes along + possesses the forest, wherein the cute ickle Thumper bunnies proceed to GO PSYCHO ON EACH OTHERS' ARSES, baring fangs + sending blood + fur everywhere in true Bunnicula style. It totally disturbed me at first. Now, I just laugh at how stupid it is *^_^*

That's my explanation to the correlation of the rhythm nation :op Or something.

The End.

*¤SnowSpiKe¤*