WARNING: Extreme fangirling ahead!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

Okay, so I haven't yet managed to watch the ROTK special features. Which is a BAD THING. Because there's Viggo/Billy, and not subtle Viggo/Billy, either.

BILLY: ...and Viggo GRABS me and kisses me hard on the mouth.
BILLY: I mean like I've never been kissed from man nor woman. And... by GOD. I saw stars.
BILLY: And I think I fell in love, for a split second, and then...
BILLY: ...I felt a bit sick.
VIGGO: I'd been... secretly wanting to do that with Billy. Which is a whole other.... [very long pause] Maybe we shouldn't talk about that.
DOM: I tell you what, Billy Boyd gets himself about. I know for a fact that he's kissed *pauses to count* five? ... members of the fellowship.
DOM: MALE members of the fellowship. Not like Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett and then a couple of, you know, drunken moments. Five. Men.

Transcript with pictures here.

...OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. *iz ded liek woah* MUST FIND TIME TO WATCH THIS SOON.

(Oh, and thank you bribitribbit for the link.)