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May. 6th, 2006 11:16 amI just took out the numbers, because there wasn't a number eleven and it was easier to bold it that way. (The TLC computer is being ornery.)
You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What's your new name?
Artemis for the first name, definitely. Middle... hmm, maybe Justin. And I've always wanted my last name to be Bean. What's the Witness Protection Pogram, anyway?
You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead, who would they be?
I think I'm going to go with live people, thanks. Necrophilia me no likey. I choose Charlie Hunnam and Viggo Mortensen.
You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band? What's the name of their first album?
No Chocolate For Wiley. The album title is Bad Judgement. *grins atrubrick and mamagotcha*
You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it?
A black rose, with a chain wrapped around the stem. I don't know where. Maybe between my shoulder blades.
You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
The Powerpuff Girls credits song. That show was the ONLY DAMN THING all three of Dorothy's boys could agree to watch.
You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
California. The Bay Area, specifically, but that's not a state.
You are leaving your country. Where would you move to?
Canada. Montreal, maybe. Even though I've never been there, I suspect I'd love it, and I could practice my French.
You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk.
You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
A la folie... pas du tout.
You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
All I want to be is a snake.
You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive? Which would you most like to relive?
I want to relive the year from August 3, 2003 to August 3, 2004. That was when I moved to Kansas City, started a new (and, IMO, better) social life, had my first kiss and first relationship, was close friends with Sarah... just a bunch of stuff that I think has really contributed to who I am now. Not to mention the Mendocino trip, which was probably one of the most interesting weeks of my life. The one I want to relive the least would probably be the one I spent at the Waldorf school.
You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you want to visit?
I'd like to go back to the 1920s and watch the Scopes trial, and get a first-edition copy of The Great Gatsby. Plus, Charlie Chaplin. I mean, Charlie Chaplin!
You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
Ooooooh, skydiving, definitely. I've always wanted to go skydiving. Deep-sea diving is something I'd kind of like to do, but my eardrums would hate me for it.
You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
John Lennon. Not because I think he was particularly good-looking (he wasn't), but because I can't think of a much cooler way to lose my virginity than to go back in time and have sex with John Lennon.
You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
I dunno, I'm not big on game shows. Jeopardy!, probably.
You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
The SPCA.
You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
I don't like the idea of banning words. If I have to, though... I think "pants," because it would be funny to watch Americans have to say "trousers."
You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Absofrickinlutely! I would much rather live a short life and do whatever I want with it than a long one and be limited by finances. And I'm a risk-taker, so it's likely I'll die before age 50 anyway. KNOCK ON WOOD.
EDIT: Also, that last question is worded so as to guarantee that I live to be fifty at least. That sounds like a great deal to me.
You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What's your new name?
Artemis for the first name, definitely. Middle... hmm, maybe Justin. And I've always wanted my last name to be Bean. What's the Witness Protection Pogram, anyway?
You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead, who would they be?
I think I'm going to go with live people, thanks. Necrophilia me no likey. I choose Charlie Hunnam and Viggo Mortensen.
You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band? What's the name of their first album?
No Chocolate For Wiley. The album title is Bad Judgement. *grins at
rubrick and mamagotcha*You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it?
A black rose, with a chain wrapped around the stem. I don't know where. Maybe between my shoulder blades.
You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
The Powerpuff Girls credits song. That show was the ONLY DAMN THING all three of Dorothy's boys could agree to watch.
You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
California. The Bay Area, specifically, but that's not a state.
You are leaving your country. Where would you move to?
Canada. Montreal, maybe. Even though I've never been there, I suspect I'd love it, and I could practice my French.
You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk.
You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
A la folie... pas du tout.
You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
All I want to be is a snake.
You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive? Which would you most like to relive?
I want to relive the year from August 3, 2003 to August 3, 2004. That was when I moved to Kansas City, started a new (and, IMO, better) social life, had my first kiss and first relationship, was close friends with Sarah... just a bunch of stuff that I think has really contributed to who I am now. Not to mention the Mendocino trip, which was probably one of the most interesting weeks of my life. The one I want to relive the least would probably be the one I spent at the Waldorf school.
You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you want to visit?
I'd like to go back to the 1920s and watch the Scopes trial, and get a first-edition copy of The Great Gatsby. Plus, Charlie Chaplin. I mean, Charlie Chaplin!
You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
Ooooooh, skydiving, definitely. I've always wanted to go skydiving. Deep-sea diving is something I'd kind of like to do, but my eardrums would hate me for it.
You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
John Lennon. Not because I think he was particularly good-looking (he wasn't), but because I can't think of a much cooler way to lose my virginity than to go back in time and have sex with John Lennon.
You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
I dunno, I'm not big on game shows. Jeopardy!, probably.
You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
The SPCA.
You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
I don't like the idea of banning words. If I have to, though... I think "pants," because it would be funny to watch Americans have to say "trousers."
You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Absofrickinlutely! I would much rather live a short life and do whatever I want with it than a long one and be limited by finances. And I'm a risk-taker, so it's likely I'll die before age 50 anyway. KNOCK ON WOOD.
EDIT: Also, that last question is worded so as to guarantee that I live to be fifty at least. That sounds like a great deal to me.
