Repeat after me: I need a vacation.

You know how ocean water is blue and sparkly in pictures and descriptions and stuff, but then you go to the beach and it's actually kind of greenish and more glaring than sparkly?

This shit sparkled. And it was blue.

I shall post pictures, with commentary, when I return to Missouri. (I'm in New York right now, hanging out with the fabulous burythel1ght, and will be back home tomorrow.)