I'm impressed.

hannahrorlove: Mmm, Led Zeppelin.
hannahrorlove: Did you like the song of theirs I sent over?
sorryihaveacat: It didn't particularly strike me one way or the other.
hannahrorlove: Huh.
hannahrorlove: You're young. Give it time.
sorryihaveacat: *gives you the evil eye*
hannahrorlove: That doesn't work on me.
hannahrorlove: I have a counter-charm.
hannahrorlove: Keyn aynhoreh!
sorryihaveacat: *blinks*
hannahrorlove: It's Yiddish.
sorryihaveacat: Oh.
hannahrorlove: Therefor, it wins.
sorryihaveacat: Is it actually a defense against the evil eye?
hannahrorlove: Yes.
sorryihaveacat: That's pretty cool.
hannahrorlove: Dude, we've got a prayer for after you go to the bathroom.
hannahrorlove: We're ready for anything.

And sure enough: Blessed are You, Hashem, Our G-d, King of the universe, Who formed man with wisdom and created within him many openings...