Questions That Have Been Plaguing Me Today

Why do gay guys always think I'm hitting on them?

How the hell am I going to pay for college?

Why do I have to open two separate programs in order to view my first-year Common App and my transfer Common App at the same time, instead of being able to switch between versions like I can for all the other differences between applications?

Is that peach beer vegan?

How hard would it have been for Pier 1 to cancel today's shift yesterday so I could have gone down to the Bay Area with Mom, instead of calling me half an hour before I was supposed to be there?

Why do I never unpack right when I get home?

Why did I put off so much of my to-do list until after the Hunt?

Where are my nail clippers?

Will I ever learn to write thank-you notes as I receive gifts instead of leaving them for months and then forgetting who gave me what?

Should I file my own taxes this year?

What's that funny smell coming from behind the couch, and why am I really, really not tempted to investigate?

When did this whole "being a grownup" thing start to happen?

What's the name of that Nightwish song in the lyrics meme Kat posted, the one that used to be one of my favorite songs but whose title somehow eludes me?

Why does the inside of my lip hurt so badly?