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jedusor-South Park
-Books/reading
-Duct tape
-Grammar naziness
Speaking of duct tape, Robb told me this story today. His new wife had asked him to clear out for a bit so she and his six-year-old from a previous marriage could bond over an art project. He came home a few hours later to find the child bouncing around in the front yard, greeting him sweetly and obviously trying to keep him from going inside. He let her stall him for a few minutes, then she asked if she could go play with a neighbor kid. He agreed, thinking that it would probably be better for her not to be around while he and his wife cleaned up whatever mess she was acting guilty about. She danced off, and he went into the house to find his wife duct-taped to a chair with her fingers Superglued together. Apparently the kid had gotten her hands on the glue, and when the woman had tried to take it away, the kid squirted it all over her. She went to try to clean it off, but the water only made it worse. When she sat down in the chair, the kid sneaked up underneath and duct-taped a foot to a chair leg, got the other foot while the poor woman tried to loosen the first, then ran around her with the roll until she was securely fastened.
I don't think I've laughed that hard in days.
-Books/reading
-Duct tape
-Grammar naziness
Speaking of duct tape, Robb told me this story today. His new wife had asked him to clear out for a bit so she and his six-year-old from a previous marriage could bond over an art project. He came home a few hours later to find the child bouncing around in the front yard, greeting him sweetly and obviously trying to keep him from going inside. He let her stall him for a few minutes, then she asked if she could go play with a neighbor kid. He agreed, thinking that it would probably be better for her not to be around while he and his wife cleaned up whatever mess she was acting guilty about. She danced off, and he went into the house to find his wife duct-taped to a chair with her fingers Superglued together. Apparently the kid had gotten her hands on the glue, and when the woman had tried to take it away, the kid squirted it all over her. She went to try to clean it off, but the water only made it worse. When she sat down in the chair, the kid sneaked up underneath and duct-taped a foot to a chair leg, got the other foot while the poor woman tried to loosen the first, then ran around her with the roll until she was securely fastened.
I don't think I've laughed that hard in days.
