A bedtime lullaby

[jedusor]

Mike and I were cuddling before going to sleep, and I asked him to sing me a lullaby. This is what he came up with on the spot:

Hush, little Julia, don't say a word
Mike is gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird don't sing
Mike is gonna buy you some other thing
And if that other thing falls down
Mike is gonna buy you the color brown
And if the color brown turns black
Mike is prob'ly gonna have to take it back
And if they don't accept exchanges
Mike is gonna go to the mountain ranges
And if he has a skiing accident and breaks his arm
Mike is gonna buy you a walnut farm
And if the walnut farm grows pecans
Mike is gonna buy you the Tour de France
And if the Tour de France has charges of doping
Mike is just gonna sit around moping
And if he happens to cheer back up
Mike is gonna... something something... Debra Rupp.

Comments

[imagines.livejournal.com]

That is really. fucking. cool. *awe*

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

Okay. My mind's made up. Mike's awesome.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Mine is too! Well, it has been for a while, but things like this just solidify my opinion. (My favorite was the bit about the walnut farm growing pecans. :D)

[projectyl.livejournal.com]

For the full effect, be sure to imagine it being sung in a halting, "um, wait, what the heck am I saying" voice throughout.