...and that problem is feet.

[jedusor]

Me: *wearing my "I <3 Orlando" socks*
Mike: You heart Orlando?
Me: Ava got them for me in Thailand.
Mike: Because Thai people love Orlando?
Me: They have all sorts of cheap tourist junk there. I guess it doesn't matter that it's not Thai cheap tourist junk.
Mike: That's like having a bakery where you get discounts on cakes that say "Happy Birthday Claude." Unless your name is Claude, there's no point.

Comments

[elgecko.livejournal.com]

I initially read that as you <3 socks from Orlando. Seemed suspiciously specific.

[xthread.livejournal.com]

And I believe that God, believes in Claude, that's me!

[42itous.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's not about Orlando, it's really about Ava.

I'm wearing a sweater that was my grandmother's. It doesn't do anything for my figure, but it smells like her and it keeps me warm.

*hug*

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. ♥

[rubrick.livejournal.com]

Someday we will all be named Claude.

[ertchin.livejournal.com]

I am aghast.

There is ALWAYS a point to getting discounts on cakes.

For shame, Mike.