At SNAP

[jedusor]

Dude walking by, to friend: I don't like ducks.
Me: Tyler doesn't like ducks.
Slik: He doesn't?
Me: They played the Sharks recently, according to his Twitter.
Slik: Ah. Yeah, I don't like ducks either, for the same reason. Although... I don't quite have Tyler's level of allegiance.
Me: Tyler doesn't so much have allegiance as...
Slik: Yeah.
TK: As what?
Slik: Let me put it like this. Say you like donuts. And the guy next door to you, he likes donuts too. So you're like, hey, that's cool, we both like donuts! But he's got a house made out of donuts.
TK: Ah. That's what happened with me and the Red Sox. Everyone else liked donuts a little too much.

Comments

[selinker.livejournal.com]

This is a word-for-word transcription, which is impressive. But I don't quite recall what it had to do with "passionate nuzzling."

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Aw, you don't remember the passionate nuzzling? I'm hurt.

(That's my tag for puzzle stuff. It originates from an April Enigma that declared our organization "the Passionate Nuzzlers' League.")

[selinker.livejournal.com]

My memory's not what it used to be.

[rubrick.livejournal.com]

How can you be sure?

[rpipuzzleguy.livejournal.com]

I'm not a Sharks fan. I don't particularly like the Ducks either, but not to the point where it warrants mentioning.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

The metaphor was really more about sports in general. :P

[selinker.livejournal.com]

If there's one thing I wouldn't accuse you of, Tyler, it's being a Sharks fan. Actually, there's quite a few things I wouldn't accuse you of. Setting the Great Fire of London, for example. I'm sure you didn't do that.

[rubrick.livejournal.com]

How can you be sure?

[selinker.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I am beset with a strange feeling of deja vu recently.