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Still in Mendocino. We were discussing telemarketers and the best ways to repel them, and this is what we came up with:

1. Flirt with them. This works best if you are both male.
2. Repeat everything they say in a bad imitation of their voice
3. Pretend you work for their company and you can't order from it.
4. Sell them something. Megan has a friend who has actually sold a telemarketer magic moss that changed colors.
5. Tell them you're in the middle of something and ask to call them back. Use this information for evil.
6. Sound interested, and press random buttons while you're talking.
7. If you know two languages, casually switch back and forth between them. When they ask what you said, repeat the same sentence, only reverse it, so that what was previously English is now the other language and vice versa. Act confused when they ask for clarification.
8. (The time-worn classic, but still a favorite.) Say, "Oh, that sounds great- let me get my credit card!" Then put down the phone and leave it there.
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I'm in CA now. A cute guy was sitting in front of me on the plane and he kept trying to surreptitiously turn around and look at me. I developed a bit of a cold, but I am taking tons of echinacea to try to ward it off. I don't wanna be sick next week. I had a nice chat with Mike, my dad's neighbor. He showed me this dice puzzle. He tosses five dice, then says a number that he somehow derives from the numbers on the dice. It's always either 0 or an even number, and 20 is the highest possible number. The puzzle is to figure out how he gets the number. I didn't figure it out (my dad hasn't either), but when we parted ways, he said, "You came at that problem much more systematically than I had expected, and you asked some very good questions. I underestimated you." That was really cool, to hear that from him, because he is extremely intelligent. I actually have a rather difficult time having conversations with him, because he has such a unique way of thinking. (He also has a lisp, which helps in the difficulty-in-understanding-him department, but that's not my point.) Tomorrow I'm attending my uncle Zain's birthday bash (which should be interesting, if I've ever told any of you anything about my uncle) and then going straight from there to Leo's, where I will see my CA cool people! WOO! Can't wait, [livejournal.com profile] devils_reject and [livejournal.com profile] cfb4629!!! Megan, don't forget your "villainess" shirt, and Chris, the clubs did survive the plane trip. I love you all! *hugs flist*
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megan: i let my hair dry down today cuz i didnt wanna tie it back and now its all over the place and its trying to eat my head
jedusor: go hair! go go go!
jedusor: eat megan! w00t!
hair: BWAHAHAHAHA
megan:i lose...
hair: *munchmunchmunch*
megan:snglgrfmngflgr?
hair: *burps*
megan: silence cuz she's dead
jedusor: *does mouth-to-mouth*
megan:*comes back to life and shaves head*
megan: *grows a mohawk*
megan: i give up

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