BUNNICULA MULTIPLICITY!
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jedusorJulia Sabin: know what makes me sad?
Julia Sabin: the jolly green giant
deathbyapocalyps: why?
Julia Sabin: i mean, all he does is promote vegetables
Julia Sabin: what a meaningless existence
Julia Sabin: also, he's GREEN
Julia Sabin: i wouldn't want to be green
deathbyapocalyps: I dunno
deathbyapocalyps: I think it would be kind of cool. Not as cool as being blue, though.
Julia Sabin: definitely not
deathbyapocalyps: I mean, you could blend in with things.
Julia Sabin: and what's with the hands-on-hips stance?
deathbyapocalyps: It shows that he is manly and conqueror of all the vegetables he sees.
Julia Sabin: how manly do you have to BE to conquer vegetables?
Julia Sabin: those carrots are reeeaaally tough to bag, i guess
deathbyapocalyps: Vegetables are easy to conquer, like cows. It's the people that already own the vegetables that are difficult.
deathbyapocalyps: Vampire bunnies, you know.
Julia Sabin: if i were trying to conquer vegetable owners, i'd go for the farmers, not the vampire bunnies
Julia Sabin: the vampire bunnies' carrots would have teeth marks, and they'd be bleeding and screaming
deathbyapocalyps: no no no
deathbyapocalyps: the vampire bunnies fight BACK
Julia Sabin: because bunnies are ruthless like that
deathbyapocalyps: they don't like you taking over their vegetables'
deathbyapocalyps: they are everywhere
deathbyapocalyps: BUNNICULA MULTIPLICITY
Julia Sabin: right, so take the farmers' carrots
Julia Sabin: avoid the bunnies
Julia Sabin: perhaps procuring vegetables isn't as easy as i thought, but i wouldn't call it MANLY
Julia Sabin: know what?
Julia Sabin: i bet the jolly green giant is gay
deathbyapocalyps: OMG HE SO IS
Julia Sabin: he's trying to overcome his insecurities by battling vampire bunnies to prove his masculinity
deathbyapocalyps: no straight man would have the confidence to go around all day in a leaf kilt.
Julia Sabin: that too
Julia Sabin: dude, we have the secret
deathbyapocalyps: We do
deathbyapocalyps: blackmail
Julia Sabin: what would we blackmail him for, canned peas?
Julia Sabin: THE BUNNIES
Julia Sabin: the ones he's conquered!
Julia Sabin: the jolly green giant
deathbyapocalyps: why?
Julia Sabin: i mean, all he does is promote vegetables
Julia Sabin: what a meaningless existence
Julia Sabin: also, he's GREEN
Julia Sabin: i wouldn't want to be green
deathbyapocalyps: I dunno
deathbyapocalyps: I think it would be kind of cool. Not as cool as being blue, though.
Julia Sabin: definitely not
deathbyapocalyps: I mean, you could blend in with things.
Julia Sabin: and what's with the hands-on-hips stance?
deathbyapocalyps: It shows that he is manly and conqueror of all the vegetables he sees.
Julia Sabin: how manly do you have to BE to conquer vegetables?
Julia Sabin: those carrots are reeeaaally tough to bag, i guess
deathbyapocalyps: Vegetables are easy to conquer, like cows. It's the people that already own the vegetables that are difficult.
deathbyapocalyps: Vampire bunnies, you know.
Julia Sabin: if i were trying to conquer vegetable owners, i'd go for the farmers, not the vampire bunnies
Julia Sabin: the vampire bunnies' carrots would have teeth marks, and they'd be bleeding and screaming
deathbyapocalyps: no no no
deathbyapocalyps: the vampire bunnies fight BACK
Julia Sabin: because bunnies are ruthless like that
deathbyapocalyps: they don't like you taking over their vegetables'
deathbyapocalyps: they are everywhere
deathbyapocalyps: BUNNICULA MULTIPLICITY
Julia Sabin: right, so take the farmers' carrots
Julia Sabin: avoid the bunnies
Julia Sabin: perhaps procuring vegetables isn't as easy as i thought, but i wouldn't call it MANLY
Julia Sabin: know what?
Julia Sabin: i bet the jolly green giant is gay
deathbyapocalyps: OMG HE SO IS
Julia Sabin: he's trying to overcome his insecurities by battling vampire bunnies to prove his masculinity
deathbyapocalyps: no straight man would have the confidence to go around all day in a leaf kilt.
Julia Sabin: that too
Julia Sabin: dude, we have the secret
deathbyapocalyps: We do
deathbyapocalyps: blackmail
Julia Sabin: what would we blackmail him for, canned peas?
Julia Sabin: THE BUNNIES
Julia Sabin: the ones he's conquered!
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Date: 2005-02-04 10:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-04 03:38 pm (UTC)Jet, the rock group from Melbourne that everyone says tends to rip off the styles of their influences (+ I have to agree here, love them as I do), has a music video out for their newest song, 'Look What You've Done'. Lovely track. But that's not the point. Anyways. It features the group amidst a Bambi-esque woodland setting, where raccoons + Bambis + Thumpers abound, cheerily listening along to the serenading + not-at-all-threat-to-their-existence band in fuzzy animated creature fashion. That is, until the Bad Thing (TM) comes along + possesses the forest, wherein the cute ickle Thumper bunnies proceed to GO PSYCHO ON EACH OTHERS' ARSES, baring fangs + sending blood + fur everywhere in true Bunnicula style. It totally disturbed me at first. Now, I just laugh at how stupid it is *^_^*
That's my explanation to the correlation of the rhythm nation :op Or something.
The End.
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