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[jedusor]

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small, undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

*trying to imagine the thought process that went into the creation of this song*

Here it is, if you want to hear it.

Comments

[elainetyger.livejournal.com]

You're young, but maybe you've heard Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"?

When they see us coming, the birdies all try'n'hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

No... no, I haven't heard that one.

[mamagotcha.livejournal.com]

lest tiger think i'm a negligient mother, let it be known that i have several lehrer CDs available for my children's edification at any time... because i believe that i always should, like the boy scouts, not be nervous, not be flustered, not be scared... be prepared!

[sittingwalnut.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha ohhhhh that brightened my day

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

It's a wonderful song, it really is.

[vaders-bitch.livejournal.com]

*gets triped out by the fact i'm halfway through the song as i'm reading this*

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Doodoodoodoo doodoodoodoo...