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[jedusor]

From ticca:

LAYER ONE
-- Name: Julia
-- Birthplace: Davis, a little hippie college town in California.
-- Current Location: Kansas Shitty, Missouri, otherwise known as BFE.
-- Eye Color: Brown. Boring.
-- Hair Color: I'm... not really sure. I think it's kind of a grayish purple brown right now. It needs redying.
-- Height: 5'5" or 5'6"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty, unfortunately. I've always wanted to be all Special and Artistic and Left-Handed, but life hates me like that.
-- Zodiac Sign: Cancer. And my moon sign is Aries. Apparently this means I have the ultimate feminine and the ultimate masculine auras, so I'm often conflicted about my feelings. (This is according to my psychic friends.)

LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Am, like ticca, mutt.
-- The shoes you wore today: I have not yet donned shoes today, although I am wearing socks.
-- Your weakness: I have problems figuring out other people. Also, I'm not good at figuring out when people want things to remain secret, which comes off as having a big mouth, although I'm very good at keeping secrets when I know they're meant to be kept.
-- Your fears: Being just like everyone else. Which is gonna suck, because someday I'll need to come to terms with the fact that I'm just one of six billion humans and countless trillions of creatures on this earth, and I really am insignificant. For now, though, I can be all "hee, look at me, I'm unique!"
-- Your perfect pizza: Bill's. Mmmmm.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: I want to get into a good college and receive lots of scholarships.

LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on IM: "hrmm...."
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Usually, "shit, am I late for the bus? Did I oversleep?"
-- Your best physical feature: My eyebrows. Also my nose, when it is not covered in zits.
-- Your bedtime: About midnight Sunday through Wednesday unless I have a big assignment due the next day (in which case three AM), one or two on Thursdays because I don't have class till one, however late I feel like it on Fridays unless there's something going on in the morning, and eleven or so on Saturdays because I need to be at church at eight-thirty. I try to go to bed early on Monday nights because I have to get up at six-thirty, but I almost never end up sleeping until midnight.
-- Your most missed memory: Reading "Fight Club" out loud to Sarah and not finishing until three AM because neither of us could bring ourselves to hang up and continue the next day, and then staying up another hour discussing the book and philosophy and life until we were both practically asleep.


LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: They taste like the same battery-acid-based substance to me.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King. They have veggie burgers.
-- Single or group dates: I like going out with one person if I know them really well, but I prefer having other people along if I don't. I don't like being with more than four or five people on group dates, though.
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike does the 3v0l sweatshop thing, so Adidas, I guess.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate them both equally.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Mmm, Chocolate Obsession Purely Decadent. Especially with soy latte in it.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino.

LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Absolutely not, although I don't cough and hack and leave when someone else does it anymore, because so many people at Penn Valley do, and I have to put up with the cigarettes to be social with them.
-- Cuss: Nope, I'm an absolute fucking angel.
-- Sing: Not well. At all. But yes.
-- Take a shower everyday: Not every day, no, but regularly.
-- Have a crush(es): No serious ones at the moment. I'm in lust with Levi, but I'd never date him, and Twan's unfortunately too old for me.
-- Do you think you've been in love: No. Well... no. Actually yes. Once. I can't think about it, though, because I start crying.
-- Want to go to college: It's pretty much all I can see in my future for at least ten years.
-- Like high school: Never been there.
-- Want to get married: Yes, eventually.
-- Believe in yourself: Generally. Sometimes I get all depressed and self-loathing, but that's just hormones.
-- Get motion sickness: Not without a great deal of motion.
-- Think you're attractive: I think the whole concept of considering oneself attractive or not is a load of bullshit. The reason attractiveness is there is to attract other people, so it doesn't matter whether I find myself attractive. Some other people have found me attractive, and they're usually the ones I want to find me attractive, so I don't worry about it.
-- Think you're a health freak: No. I should be, being a vegan and all, but no.
-- Get along with your parents: Ahhh, that's too complicated to even begin describing. At the moment, yes. Ish.
-- Like thunderstorms: They're one of the best things about Kansas City. Anyone who's read my journal for more than a couple of months has read at least one exhilarated post-thunderstorm entry.
-- Play an instrument: Violin, although not so much lately. I want to take up the bass guitar, but money persists in failing to sprout from our shrubbery, so that won't happen for a while at least.

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drunk alcohol: I haven't gotten drunk.
-- Smoked: Nope.
-- Had Sex: No.
-- Made Out: Yes.
-- Gone on a date: Not really.
-- Gone to the mall?: I don't think so... does Crown Center count?
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope.
-- Eaten sushi: No.
-- Been on stage: Yep. Twice. Assuming the karaoke and open mic events at Penn Valley count as "onstage."
-- Been dumped: I've never been dumped.
-- Gone skating: Not in the past month, no. Man, I haven't been to the homeschool skating thing in ages.
-- Made homemade cookies: No, but I was going to. Actually, you know what? I'm going to go make cookies.

Okay, back. And yes, I really did just go make a batch of cookies. Yum.

-- Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
-- Dyed your hair: My hair hasn't been undyed since two days after my twelfth birthday.
-- Stolen anything: I'm a music pirate. Arrrrgh! Also, I filch articles of clothing from my friends, but not without permission, so it counts as borrowing.

LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Not my clothing, but I did play a game of cards that involved Scotty Meltzer stripping.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No, actually, I haven't.
-- Been caught "doing something": *snerk* Yes. If Emily and I hadn't been caught in the supply closet at All Souls, I wouldn't have been kicked out.
-- Been called a tease: Yep. I'm totally a tease.
-- Gotten beaten up: Not really, for which I am glad.
-- Shoplifted: When I was four.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I'd like to think I haven't, but I have in the past. I don't now, though.

LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: Forty, maybe. I want to have a life first.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: I don't want more than two, and I might adopt. If I had to pick names right now, a girl would be Artemis, and a boy would be Jasper.
-- Describe your dream wedding: No white lace allowed. My outfit would be purple, and probably not a dress or skirt. Where I want the ceremony will depend on to whom I will be getting married. I dunno, it's not something I think about a lot.
-- How do you want to die: In the apocalypse.
-- Where you want to go to college: If I don't get into Reed, I'll probably go to the East Coast. Maybe I'll go somewhere on the East Coast even if I do get into Reed. I'm hoping to do a round of visiting East Coast colleges next spring or summer.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A research neuroscientist. See my profile for details.
-- What country would you most like to visit: France, but not yet. When I speak enough French to get by without seeming like a tourist, I want to go to become fluent.

LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? Intense blue, grey, or green. I like the piercing kind that make you feel like you're the only thing that person has ever looked at.
-- Best hair color? I prefer black in theory, but most of the people I actually get crushes on don't have black hair.
-- Short or long hair: More than three inches. Any length beyond that is fine.
-- Height: I like tall guys and short girls.
-- Best weight: I prefer guys skinny and girls with curves, but abs are a definite plus with both.
-- Best articles of clothing: Baggy pants, tight shirts on both genders.
-- Best first date location: I dunno. It'd be cool to meet someone in a tree.
-- Best first kiss location: My first kiss was at a juggling festival, or rather in a garden about a quarter of a mile away from the juggling festival. That was a pretty awesome place for a first kiss.


LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: Um... does taking Vicodin that wasn't prescribed to me count?
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: I dunno, I try to keep my life in my own hands.
-- Number of CDs that I own: In actual CD form, maybe forty. That's counting burned and borrowed-from-my-parents.
-- Number of piercings: One in my right ear, two in my left, one in my eyebrow. I don't think I'll be getting more anytime soon.
-- Number of tattoos: Zip, unfortunately.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: I honestly don't know. More than three, less than twenty.
-- Number of scars on my body: *winces at the patheticness of this answer* One. I got it from a piece of popcorn right out of the pan when I was two. I really, really wish I had cool scars with cool stories behind them, but I don't.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: I regret not getting his last name or phone number. That's pretty much it right now.


From truntles
Hardback or Paperback?
Paperback, especially if the hardback has a paper dust jacket
Highlight or Underline?
I don't write in books. I even try not to write in my French workbook, and the entire purpose of that book is to be written in.
Lewis or Tolkien?
Lewis if I want something fun, Tolkien if I'm in a more focused mood.
E.B. White or A.A. Milne?
Oh, I can't choose between those!
T.S. Eliot or e.e. cummings?
e.e. cummings.
Stephen King or Dean Koontz?
I haven't read either.
Barnes & Noble or Borders?
Barnes & Noble because they're closer.
Fantasy or Science Fiction?
Depends what author.
Horror or Suspense?
Suspense.
Bookmark or Dog-ear?
Bookmark.
Alphabetize: By Author or By Title?
Author.
Novella or Epic?
Depends how much time I have.
Fiction or Non-fiction?
Both.
Historical Biography or Historical Romance?
Um... biography.


And this one not under a cut because I want everyone to respond to it. From shills:
1. My name?
2. Where did we meet?
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long have you known me?
5. How well do you know me?
6. Do I smoke?
7. What's my favourite colour?
8. When you first saw me what was your first impression?
9. My age?
10. My birthday?
11. Color hair?
12. Color eyes?
13. Have you ever had a crush on me?
14. Have you ever been jealous of me?
15. Whats one of my fav things to do indoors?
16. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met?
17. Whats my fav type of music?
18. What's one of my fav things to do outdoors?
19. Am I shy or outgoing?
20. Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?
21. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
22. Would you consider me a friend?
23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?
24. Have you ever seen me cry?
25. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be?
26. Are my parents still together?
27. Do I have a nice butt?
28. If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me?
29. Do you love me?
30. Quiet or loud?
31. Short or tall?
32.Weird or original?
33. Smart or stupid?
34. Boring or fun?
35. Attractive or unattractive?
DO YOU THINK I'M...
36. A psycho?
38. Athlethic?
39. A nerd?
40. A slut?
41. Ghetto?
42. A bitch?
43. Two-faced?
44. Obnoxious?
45. Immature?
46. Mature?
JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS
47. What do you think I'll be when I grow up?
48. Do you think I'll get married?
49. If you do, who do you think I'll marry?
50. Who is my best friend?
51. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
52. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?
53. If you could rename me, what would my name be?
54. Have you ever had a dream about me?
55. A feature that you like about me?
56. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
58. Am I physically ugly, average, decent, good-looking, beautiful, hot?
59. Would you ever kiss me?
60. Would you ever consider being my boyfriend/girlfriend?
61. Do you ever think about me off-line?
62. If we spent a day together, where would we go and what would we do?
63. If you could describe me in one word, what would it be?
64. Do you or have you ever had a crush on me?
65. Do you want me?
66. What word do I say all the time?
67. Is there anything you'd like to say to me?

Comments

*FINE*. :p

[kaberett.livejournal.com]

1. My name? Julia.
2. Where did we meet? metaquotes.
3. Take a stab at my middle name: I can't find it in the other meme, so I'm afraid I can't answer that one. :p
4. How long have you known me? A couple of months.
5. How well do you know me? We're internet acquaintances. :p
6. Do I smoke? Apparently, emphatically not. :p
7. What's my favourite colour? Erm. Purple?
8. When you first saw me what was your first impression? Hasn't happened, alas.
9. My age? 15.
10. My birthday? Erm... *shuffle*
11. Color hair? "greyish purple brown", although I still think of it as purple. :p
12. Color eyes? Brown.
13. Have you ever had a crush on me? Sorta-kinda.
14. Have you ever been jealous of me? Sorta-kinda.
15. Whats one of my fav things to do indoors? Spod?
16. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? Nope. Probably "yeah, okay then" in response to a friending request. :p
17. Whats my fav type of music? Loud stuff with drums?
18. What's one of my fav things to do outdoors? Um.
19. Am I shy or outgoing? A mix of the two, I'd say.
20. Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)? Mainly the latter.
21. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? It always all depends, dammit!
22. Would you consider me a friend? Mmhmm. Well, I'd hope so. :)
23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else? Intelligent. And yourself.
24. Have you ever seen me cry? No.
25. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? "Wabbit!" suddenly appeals...
26. Are my parents still together? No.
27. Do I have a nice butt? I wouldn't know. (:
28. If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? Yes.
29. Do you love me? I'm certainly very fond of flirting with you, but that's not quite the same thing, and we haven't done it much recently.
30. Quiet or loud? Both.
31. Short or tall? Short. I think.
32. Weird or original? Both. Original *is* weird.
33. Smart or stupid? Smart. I've said that.
34. Boring or fun? Fun.
35. Attractive or unattractive? The former. (:
DO YOU THINK I'M...
36. A psycho? In the best possible way. :)
38. Athlethic? I don't... think so?
39. A nerd? No, I think you're a geek. There's a subtle difference.
40. A slut? Nope.
41. Ghetto? I'm a Brit. I don't understand.
42. A bitch? Not really.
43. Two-faced? No.
44. Obnoxious? No.
45. Immature? No.
46. Mature? ... ooooooooooookay. That... made sense?
JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS
47. What do you think I'll be when I grow up? Yourself.
48. Do you think I'll get married? If you find someone you want to. :p
49. If you do, who do you think I'll marry? *I* don't know.
50. Who is my best friend? Erm, Rain?
51. What song (if any) reminds you of me? I don't really have you associated with any music.
52. Do I remind you of any characters on TV? I don't watch TV.
53. If you could rename me, what would my name be? I think your name is fine as it is.
54. Have you ever had a dream about me? No. I don't often dream.
55. A feature that you like about me? You're quirky, and you smile.
56. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Happiness? More time?
58. Am I physically ugly, average, decent, good-looking, beautiful, hot? *I* think you're pretty... (:
59. Would you ever kiss me? Oh, probably.
60. Would you ever consider being my boyfriend/girlfriend? Oh, probably.
61. Do you ever think about me off-line? Mmhmm.
62. If we spent a day together, where would we go and what would we do? I'd show you around Cambridge, of course. :)
63. If you could describe me in one word, what would it be? Julia. You're *you*.
64. Do you or have you ever had a crush on me? Vaguely girl-crushy, I think.
65. Do you want me? I'd like to meet you sometime, certainly.
66. What word do I say all the time? No clue. Sadly.
67. Is there anything you'd like to say to me? Oh, pretty much anything, just to watch you melt at my accent :p

Re: *FINE*. :p

[(Anonymous)]

15. Whats one of my fav things to do indoors? Spod?

Say what now?

25. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? "Wabbit!" suddenly appeals...

Expect a horrible, painful death just after addressing me as "Wabbit." Except... you'd be doing it in that accent, so I couldn't kill you. I'd inflict a lot of pain, anyway. Wait... you'd enjoy that. Damn it. Okay, fine, call me Wabbit.

41. Ghetto? I'm a Brit. I don't understand.

You guys don't have ghettos in England?

67. Is there anything you'd like to say to me? Oh, pretty much anything, just to watch you melt at my accent :p

The sad thing is, it's totally true. I would squirm and giggle and leap all over you every time you said a word.

Re: *FINE*. :p

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

I WAS LOGGED IN, DAMN IT! *kicks LJ*

you better love me.

[devils-reject.livejournal.com]

1. My name? julia/zel
2. Where did we meet? you tackled me at a juggling festival? i know the juggling part's right...
3. Take a stab at my middle name: *stabs your middle name* i know there's a newmiller somewhere in that godforsaken thing.
4. How long have you known me? years
5. How well do you know me? you spend your spare time using business cards to pick rose petals out of your cell phone.
6. Do I smoke? lets as the jury...a resounding no!
7. What's my favourite colour? purple.
8. When you first saw me what was your first impression? um...hi?
9. My age? not yet legal
10. My birthday?...sometime between january 1 and decemer 31
11. Color hair? depends
12. Color eyes? brown (and a beautiful brown they are)
13. Have you ever had a crush on me? see # 64
14. Have you ever been jealous of me? of your comfort in who you are.
15. Whats one of my fav things to do indoors? laugh at stupid people
16. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? proly something along the lines of "take me now."
17. Whats my fav type of music? wide range
18. What's one of my fav things to do outdoors? laugh at stupid people
19. Am I shy or outgoing? outgoing
20. Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)? both
21. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? both.
22. Would you consider me a friend? NO. I HATE YOU. (of course you're a friend.)
23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else? yes.
24. Have you ever seen me cry? yep.
25. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? ...hey you.
26. Are my parents still together? noooooooononononono
27. Do I have a nice butt? pff. YEAH.
28. If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? yes, laughing.
29. Do you love me? of course
30. Quiet or loud? loud. but quiet when needed
31. Short or tall? short.
32.Weird or original? ...yes.
33. Smart or stupid? smart
34. Boring or fun? hysterical and fun
35. Attractive or unattractive? attractive
DO YOU THINK I'M...
36. A psycho? once in a while
38. Athlethic? *shrug* as much as anyone NORMAL is
39. A nerd? hee, once in a while
40. A slut? no
41. Ghetto? *snicker* yes. most definitely
42. A bitch? only when necessary
43. Two-faced? oh fuck no.
44. Obnoxious? ...only sometimes
45. Immature? ...only sometimes
46. Mature? beyond your years
JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS
47. What do you think I'll be when I grow up? purple
48. Do you think I'll get married? maybe...but even if you dont, i know you wont live sans love
49. If you do, who do you think I'll marry? if i do what? (i started this from the end)
50. Who is my best friend? me! maybe.
51. What song (if any) reminds you of me? most anything by tmbg, a few by NIN, and the soldiering whatever by the decemberists
52. Do I remind you of any characters on TV? ...hon, you dont remind me of anyone
53. If you could rename me, what would my name be? heehee....talulah
54. Have you ever had a dream about me? many times
55. A feature that you like about me? you're hair. its beautiful, no matter what. i mean, seriously. its insane
56. If you could give me anything, what would it be? *blush* we're not going there.
58. Am I physically ugly, average, decent, good-looking, beautiful, hot? gorgeous
59. Would you ever kiss me? letsthinkabouthisohwaitialreadyhave
60. Would you ever consider being my boyfriend/girlfriend? probably not, because of the distance...and it'd be kinda awkward anyway..
61. Do you ever think about me off-line? of course i do.
62. If we spent a day together, where would we go and what would we do? we would go to a place with fountains and hot people, take off our clothes, and jump around in the water n3kk1d!
63. If you could describe me in one word, what would it be? purple. and i use it to describe you all the time (me: "my friend zel, who lives in kansas city, is purple." them: " ' purple' ? ")
64. Do you or have you ever had a crush on me? crush? no, but i love you madly. nothing new
65. Do you want me? duh. but you knew that
66. What word do I say all the time?....a variety of them, i dont feel like listing
67. Is there anything you'd like to say to me? i'm starting this at the end, i really fckn miss you, it sucks that lodi isnt in existance, i got glasses, damn we need to hang out.

Re: you better love me.

[(Anonymous)]

9. My age? not yet legal

Doesn't stop you :)

14. Have you ever been jealous of me? of your comfort in who you are.

No shit? That's the thing I most envy about you.

41. Ghetto? *snicker* yes. most definitely

See, I'm not, but after hanging out at Penn Valley for two years, I know how to be. *makes gansta sign with hand*

49. If you do, who do you think I'll marry? if i do what? (i started this from the end)

God, I love you.

54. Have you ever had a dream about me? many times

Ooh! Details?

56. If you could give me anything, what would it be? *blush* we're not going there.

You know I'd give it to you too ^_-

62. If we spent a day together, where would we go and what would we do? we would go to a place with fountains and hot people, take off our clothes, and jump around in the water n3kk1d!

*cracks up* Hell yeah!

67. Is there anything you'd like to say to me? i'm starting this at the end, i really fckn miss you, it sucks that lodi isnt in existance, i got glasses, damn we need to hang out.

You have no idea how much I wish we could spend more time together. Lodi's obliteration does indeed suck much ass- you know the founder is living in a condo in the Bahamas? *shakes fist*

You got glasses? O.o Pics?

Re: you better love me.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

That, by the way, was me.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

1. My name? Julia
2. Where did we meet? Writing group
3. Take a stab at my middle name: Um... Mistress? I have no idea.
4. How long have you known me? Four or five months.
5. How well do you know me? As I hear all kinds of interesting stories from and about you, I'd say pretty well. I also know your family and friends, AND your cats. Squee cats!
6. Do I smoke? No. You HATEHATEHATE it.
7. What's my favourite colour? Purple I think.
8. When you first saw me what was your first impression? "Oh my God, she has pink hair. That rocks."
9. My age? 15
10. My birthday? July 15.
11. Color hair? Well, it's sort of purple-brown with teal on the ends...
12. Color eyes? I don't know. Brown? (I don't pay attention to people's eyes much.)
13. Have you ever had a crush on me? Of course.
14. Have you ever been jealous of me? No.
15. Whats one of my fav things to do indoors? Draw on Converse! :D Also, play DDR, hug Link, and talk to Rain and Co.
16. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? I don't think I talked to you at writing group the first time. But at the lock-in, it was along the lines of "This is Rain, my bitch." And "Would you like to be a Bob? You have to have a tattoo."
17. Whats my fav type of music? Erm...rock, maybe? And possibly Jrock/pop.
18. What's one of my fav things to do outdoors? Crack your whips! -grin-
19. Am I shy or outgoing? Outgoing.
20. Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)? Depends on a)who you are talking to/about, b)who you are crushing/hitting on, and c)if you have just read NSYNC popslash.
21. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? Rebel.
22. Would you consider me a friend? Yes! <3
23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else? You're impossible to label.
24. Have you ever seen me cry? No.
25. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? Mistress!
26. Are my parents still together? No. Yes. Which set?
27. Do I have a nice butt? Yes.
28. If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? Yes. I would point at my teeth and imitate a monkey, for future reference.
29. Do you love me? Who doesn't? Only jackasses. <333
30. Quiet or loud? Loud.
31. Short or tall? Shorter than me. I think. I can't remember at the moment. o.O
32.Weird or original? Original.
33. Smart or stupid? Smart.
34. Boring or fun? Fun.
35. Attractive or unattractive? You're hawt.
DO YOU THINK I'M...
36. A psycho? No.
38. Athlethic? Yes. DDR + juggling + whips = athletic. The FUN kind of athletic.
39. A nerd? No.
40. A slut? No. You only hit on one guy at a time, at least as far as I've seen.
41. Ghetto? No.
42. A bitch? If you need to be. <3
43. Two-faced? No.
44. Obnoxious? No.
45. Immature? No.
46. Mature? Yes.
JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS God, when will it end? <3
47. What do you think I'll be when I grow up? Psychologist.
48. Do you think I'll get married? When you're forty!
49. If you do, who do you think I'll marry? I am not at liberty to say.
50. Who is my best friend? Rain.
51. What song (if any) reminds you of me? "This is the New Shit." -grin-
52. Do I remind you of any characters on TV? I watch about 1/2 hour of TV a week. Suffice it to say you remind me of no anime characters.
53. If you could rename me, what would my name be? What's wrong with Julia? I LIKE that name.
54. Have you ever had a dream about me? No.
55. A feature that you like about me? Your hair. -pet-
56. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A certain sexy male that played Ring Around the Rosy with us, or all the free gay porn you wanted.
58. Am I physically ugly, average, decent, good-looking, beautiful, hot? <333 -lick- Is that not answer enough?
59. Would you ever kiss me? No.
Continued, because it's too long. The hell?

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60. Would you ever consider being my boyfriend/girlfriend? Me = hate romance at the moment. So, no.
61. Do you ever think about me off-line? Yes, in a platonic way... -suspicious- Where are these questions going...?
62. If we spent a day together, where would we go and what would we do? Out There Inc.! -grin-
63. If you could describe me in one word, what would it be? Fun! Lots and lots of fun. Screw ONE WORD.
64. Do you or have you ever had a crush on me? Didn't I already answer this?
65. Do you want me? No. I am focusing on friends at the moment. Not friends with benefits, either. -resists you-
66. What word do I say all the time? You have a gigantic vocabulary. I don't think you HAVE a word you say all the time.
67. Is there anything you'd like to say to me? Did you know that when Rain bites, it hurts?

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62. If we spent a day together, where would we go and what would we do? Out There Inc.! -grin-

I think I need to come over to your house sometime soon, and we need to go to "the park".

65. Do you want me? No. I am focusing on friends at the moment. Not friends with benefits, either. -resists you-

Hey, I flirt, but I wouldn't do you even if I could. It tends to screw up friendships, especially the kind we have.

67. Is there anything you'd like to say to me? Did you know that when Rain bites, it hurts?

I don't think Rain's ever bitten me, actually.

By the way, I have something you need to see. Shall attempt to bring to chess.

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I think I need to come over to your house sometime soon, and we need to go to "the park".

That might work even more perfectly in December. My mother knows I like to buy a few Christmas presents from World Market, which is in Westport, meaning it's close to "the park." I could get away with it by saying I wanted to shop alone, so she wouldn't see anything I bought. After all, I complain every year that she always sees what I buy for her... :D

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7. What's my favourite colour? Purple I think.

You think? Jesus, don't you have eyes?

20. Would you say I'm funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)? Depends on a)who you are talking to/about, b)who you are crushing/hitting on, and c)if you have just read NSYNC popslash.

Dude, how freaking crackficcy was that shit? *giggles some more just thinking about it*

28. If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? Yes. I would point at my teeth and imitate a monkey, for future reference.

I'll keep that in mind.

29. Do you love me? Who doesn't? Only jackasses. <333

Awwwwwww. *hearts*

40. A slut? No. You only hit on one guy at a time, at least as far as I've seen.

Ha. Ask me about the Stephan affair.

56. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A certain sexy male that played Ring Around the Rosy with us, or all the free gay porn you wanted.

Oh, I'm over him. (I go through crushes pretty fast, in case you couldn't tell.) And I don't actually like porn. Erotica, yes. QAF, definitely. But not actual porn. I appreciate the thought, though!

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28. If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? Yes. I would point at my teeth and imitate a monkey, for future reference.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Am going through old LJ entries at two in the morning homework what homework and this killed me. I love you.

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Excuse me while I go DIE OF LAUGHTER at three-years-ago!me.

16. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? I don't think I talked to you at writing group the first time. But at the lock-in, it was along the lines of "This is Rain, my bitch." And "Would you like to be a Bob? You have to have a tattoo."

I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT. Oh wow. I love you for saying all of that to me.

40. A slut? No. You only hit on one guy at a time, at least as far as I've seen.

AHAHAHAHA I STAND CORRECTED. [eta: Both as to the definition of "slut" and whether you've hit on more than one guy at a time. By now, even I'VE hit on more than one at a time. God, I was so straightlaced.]

56. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A certain sexy male that played Ring Around the Rosy with us, or all the free gay porn you wanted.

Um... I'm trying hard to remember what the HELL I was talking about there. What hot boy who played ring around the rosy?

59. Would you ever kiss me? No.

Oh for fuck's sake. I'm pretty sure I was lying through my teeth right there.

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I was wondering about the ring-around-the-rosy boy too. I have no fucking clue.

I totally knew you were lying. <3

Also, I (and you) have GOT to read "The Ethical Slut" one of these days. *adds to reading list of dooooom*