The Evil Megan-Eating Hair of Doom

megan: i let my hair dry down today cuz i didnt wanna tie it back and now its all over the place and its trying to eat my head
jedusor: go hair! go go go!
jedusor: eat megan! w00t!
hair: BWAHAHAHAHA
megan:i lose...
hair: *munchmunchmunch*
megan:snglgrfmngflgr?
hair: *burps*
megan: silence cuz she's dead
jedusor: *does mouth-to-mouth*
megan:*comes back to life and shaves head*
megan: *grows a mohawk*
megan: i give up