Zephyr is freaking me out.

I was looking at the Phi Theta Kappa scholarship opportunities list, and saw one from the Coca-Cola Scholars Foundation for $1,000. I clicked on it, and two seconds later, heard "I met her in a club down in old SoHo/Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola/C-O-L-A cola..." in my headphones.

My iPod Shuffle is possessed, I swear to god.