The perfect job
Sep. 1st, 2007 11:29 amGrandma and Grandpa's pastor, upon hearing that I have not yet found employment, suggested that I become an aide at the church school.
I can see it now. "Does everyone have their copy of A Brief History of Time? Good, we'll start the cosmology unit after we finish The God Delusion. There will be a test on Monday over agnosticism, the orbiting teapot, and Pascal's Wager. Johnny! Did you bring enough inverted pentagrams for everyone?"
I can see it now. "Does everyone have their copy of A Brief History of Time? Good, we'll start the cosmology unit after we finish The God Delusion. There will be a test on Monday over agnosticism, the orbiting teapot, and Pascal's Wager. Johnny! Did you bring enough inverted pentagrams for everyone?"