The perfect job

[jedusor]

Grandma and Grandpa's pastor, upon hearing that I have not yet found employment, suggested that I become an aide at the church school.

I can see it now. "Does everyone have their copy of A Brief History of Time? Good, we'll start the cosmology unit after we finish The God Delusion. There will be a test on Monday over agnosticism, the orbiting teapot, and Pascal's Wager. Johnny! Did you bring enough inverted pentagrams for everyone?"

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[kaberett.livejournal.com]

But. But. But.

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. :(

FSM is where?

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

It's just a more recent version of the flying teapot, isn't it? But if it will make you happy, I will add it to the lesson plan. :P

[mamagotcha.livejournal.com]

Now that we got the first disc of "The A-Team," Clay has taught Linc the following:

Clay: Who do you pity?
Linc: I pity da fool!

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

You screwed up "Where does it put the lotion?", though. That was definitely his best trick.

[gerald_duck]

It always fascinates me when Christians take it for granted that any moderately presentable, intelligent, well-behaved person will be Christian. It shows they're very trusting, naïve or blinkered; I'm not sure in what combination.

At my previous employer I arranged to get extension 666 in the phone system. One of the guys from the US office (Atlanta, which may explain things) was mortified by this and insisted on connecting to me through the switchboard.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

I think that is the one Sunday school class during which I would not get bored and start writing Good Omens fic.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Ooh, Good Omens fic would be an excellent addition to the lesson plan!

[imagines.livejournal.com]

I would be down for writing that curriculum. "In this lesson, you will learn how to mock the Bible for fun and profit reviews...."