Karma's a bitch

Theo: Hold out your hand! I'm gonna throw you the ball!
Other three-year-old kid: *holds out hand*
Theo: *hurls ball at kid, bouncing off his head and into Ivan Pecel's lunch*
Ivan: *strides off quickly*
Me: Sorry! Sorry about that! Theo, toss it gently, don't-
Ivan: *returns with video camera* Throw it to him again!
Me: Oh, no, he was throwing it too hard and hurting him.
Ivan: I know, it's funny!
(two minutes later)
Other three-year-old kid: *clocks Ivan in the nuts with a beanbag*
Ivan: OW! AUGH! *topples over backwards, clutching crotch*
Random chick with video camera: *cracks up and starts filming Ivan rolling around the floor*