Haiku and killing time at work

[jedusor]

They didn't card me
In the Las Vegas airport
No laws in Vegas

Asian girls learning
from Spanish-English flash cards
That's interesting

On the loudspeakers
They're paging Napoleon
Slightly surreal

Hour-late arrival
Luggage in Salt Lake City
No toothbrush tonight

Gonna jump the fence
"Don't," say Jeffrey and Jeanette
Bitches, am Jedi

No bus until three
Wandering around Stanford
Is that Martin Frost?

Decoding a map
But instead of a map, porn
rubrick cracks me up

Like Orlando Bloom
Even with bread in his eye
Dave is so pretty

Ordered cup of juice
Holy crap, whole coconut!
God, I love CA

No fights with Jeff yet
"People in rehab: losers"
Damn it, never mind

Passing balls is fun
Don't drop it in the subway
Maybe we should stop

Ben gave me something
It's banana-related
Good, but very hot

Was not expecting
Eardrum damage at Jen's church
Shofars are quite loud

Cafe Gratitude
Hand dryer looked innocent
Then tried to kill me

With Jen and Andrew
Intellectual discourse:
Are her boobies fake?

Hannah has appeared
With condoms and chocolate
This is a good day

Hey, long-haired people
Please take a picture with me
San Francisco rocks

Guard won't let me in
Taxi driver says past three,
the gate is unmanned

"Look at this picture"
He'd be cute with no moustache
Oops, he's on the phone

Writing an LJ entry
Megan wanted attention
Hostile takeover

So comfortable
Sleeping inside a coffin
I am one weird kid

Megan getting dressed
Weird to see colors on her
Used to be just black

Writing haiku
Yes, it has three syllables
It is Japanese

In Vegas again
This wasn't on the schedule
Gonna get home late

People getting on
Who on earth would go from
here to Kansas City?

There is a problem
Eraser is running out
Make fewer mistakes

Home at one AM
Southwest has it out for me
I have work at eight

I got 24 out of 25 on my first speech. Considering how that went, I don't think I'm going to have much trouble in the class as a whole.

Just now...
Me: Hey Ashby, what does "él tiene cloro" mean?
Ashby: It means "he has something." Hang on, let me look up "cloro." Chlorine, he has chlorine.
Me: Thanks.
*pause*
Me: I'm kind of a surreal coworker, aren't I?
Ashby: You're a little random, yeah.

According to the poll, I'm the only person who does somersaults, rebbyribs is the only non-British person who bakes, and a lot of you talk to yourselves out loud. Next up: a survey of all you slashers for my sex class presentation.

Rain's dog died :(

Comments

[saffroncisco.livejournal.com]

Love the haikus!!!

Hee... I hope shoutingboy reads the "cloro" thing. :)

The poll was awesome.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked them! (The haiku and the poll ^_^)

[imagines.livejournal.com]

Bitches, am Jedi = my favourite.

Ooh, I forgot to fill out your poll. *does so*

I am a slasher!
And I love filling out polls.
I can't wait for it.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

I don't think it will be an LJ poll, actually. I'm looking for quotes, not statistics. Maybe I'll go work on that now.

[cometcrazie113.livejournal.com]

your haikus are awesome.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Thanks!