'Cause everyone's your friend in San Francisco

[jedusor]

I went down to San Francisco yesterday after work. I'd had a smoothie on my break, and by the time I got off at the Civic Center, I really, really had to pee. Unfortunately, the Civic Center doesn't have a whole lot in the way of restrooms, so I ended up waiting outside one in the rain. A homeless guy hanging around told me that whoever was inside had been in there for a while, but I still waited ten minutes before the door opened, crossing my legs and half-listening to him ramble on about some Grateful Dead concert. Eventually, two guys emerged amid a waft of pot smoke. Seeing me and the homeless guy standing there, one of them offered me a condom.

There are no words.

Comments

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

The public library's about a block from the Civic Center, and you wouldn't have had to wait so long.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks! I'll keep that in mind for the future.

[pr1ss.livejournal.com]

Kind of funny and also

GROSS!

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Oh? I guess I'm not that easily squicked. I just found it funny.

[kohl-eyed.livejournal.com]

If those two guys offered you a condom after seeing you waiting outside that bathroom...I wonder what they were doing in there (pot smoking aside)! XD; My inner slasher shows through. Also, this is San Francisco. :P;;

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you don't live in San Francisco, 'cause if you did, you'd know that that is not your inner slasher but your common sense showing through. :P

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

I Heart SF so much.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Me, too. It's so good to be back.

[elainetyger.livejournal.com]

yipes!

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

I cracked up when he offered the condom, and he looked confused. :P

[gerald_duck]

Hey, if I was going to let myself be cottaged by a homeless guy, I'd want a condom!

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Cottaged? I've never heard that term used in that context before. It's not showing up on Urban Dictionary. (Obviously, I can guess at the meaning, but I was wondering about the origin.)

[rubrick.livejournal.com]

Did you at least take the condom? It'd look nice framed with the story underneath.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

No. No, I did not.