No She Can't

[jedusor]

From shoutingboy, a video that ought to get Obama a few votes:

Worksafe, if your bosses don't mind you clawing your eyes out and cramming them into your ears.

Comments

[imagines.livejournal.com]

I made it through a whole 31 seconds. I hope I win something. :(

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

You get the bronze medal so far.

[projectyl.livejournal.com]

Graveyard shot at 0:35. Reeeal classy.

Also, are the Jackson 5 really the best group to be emulating? From a PR standpoint, I mean.

[cramerica.livejournal.com]

Oh god I made it to 1:01... the only thing I can think of in the same realm of wrongness from soup to nuts is the Patriots' "response" to the Chicago Bears' video made before the 1986 Superbowl. Open at your own risk:

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Dude, what the hell is wrong with the Patriots? (http://www.nypost.com/seven/02012008/news/regionalnews/pat_ently_smug__snooty_587194.htm)

Hi, by the way. What's been happening in your life for the last, like, six months? :P

[lonesomepolecat.livejournal.com]

OK, so I managed to make it through the whole Hillary video (well, I listened to the whole thing, even though it became a little annoying audio wise after a while and occasionally flicked back to that window to see what was happening), but only made a minute into this one before wanting to claw out my ears.

[lunchboy.livejournal.com]

Hillary must be trying to position herself as the really, really, really white candidate. That is the only explanation I can imagine.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Why can't she? (http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/02/i-am-not-ashamed.html)

[hahathor.livejournal.com]

I don't see why dreadful music videos should be indicative of poor presidentiality. I think Carter was the best president of my lifetime, despite this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr2-f-_EwrQ

[bookishfellow.livejournal.com]

Don't blame Hillary herself. Everything about it screams "well-intentioned (but ultimately misguided) supporters' amateur video" to me. But at least it's nice to know she's got the no-soul-havin'-white-folks' vote sewn up.

[kohl-eyed.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* Aww, it's cheerful.

Well-intentioned, I suppose...and better rhymes than I think I could write, sadly. XD

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

You must be really, really bad at writing rhymes, 'cause dude. O.O

[kohl-eyed.livejournal.com]

ahaha, well, there's a reason I usually stick to imagist-type things...