The perfect job

[jedusor]

Grandma and Grandpa's pastor, upon hearing that I have not yet found employment, suggested that I become an aide at the church school.

I can see it now. "Does everyone have their copy of A Brief History of Time? Good, we'll start the cosmology unit after we finish The God Delusion. There will be a test on Monday over agnosticism, the orbiting teapot, and Pascal's Wager. Johnny! Did you bring enough inverted pentagrams for everyone?"

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[kaberett.livejournal.com]

But. But. But.

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. :(

FSM is where?

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

It's just a more recent version of the flying teapot, isn't it? But if it will make you happy, I will add it to the lesson plan. :P